This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
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