She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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