just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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