Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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