is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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