I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
They have beer where we have blood.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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