I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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