Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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