another moral hangover. fuck.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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