He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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