There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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