you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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