"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
even my farts smell like vagina
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
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Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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