a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
