Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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