It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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