Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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