For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
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They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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