I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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