My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
how does that bad decision feel?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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