Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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