It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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