I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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