Im at strip club and am horny
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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