Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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