He is an equal opportunity slut.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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