remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Randomize
