East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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