I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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