he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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