Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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