I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
home. puking in laundry basket.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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