we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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