i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
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Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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