I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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