"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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