party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
