Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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