why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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