"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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