You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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