News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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