I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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