Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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