Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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