i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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