You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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