You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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