i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
No subtext here. People are naked.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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