but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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