I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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