If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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