biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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