The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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