I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I know her cup size but not her name....
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