you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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